The absolute worst ad awards show promo video ever.

There is more suck here than in all six Deep Throat movies. In fact this video, for Miami's ADDYs has forced me to bring back a long-dead copyranter feature: the Chocolate Equine's Posterior Award™. It goes to ad agency DKP, Miami for this 84 seconds of pure Suck. Let me just pick out one thing: What the FUCK is with the eco-lightbulb over the presenters' heads? (via)
Previous terrible ad awards shows ads: CLIOs (depressing) ANDYs (anilingus).