The Periodic Table of Swearing is FUCKING Brilliant.

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Bollocks! It's an "art" piece. It will be exhibited at London's Intimate Modern Gallery starting Friday. The table is constructed with over 100 buttons (including: Face Like a Shitflap [Fls]). It is the work of Jon Link and Mick Bunnage. The duo describe it as "a four legged talking table you can operate like a demented organist piping out swear words based on the chemical elements."
Mass produce them, you Limey shitsticks. Video below.
Related: The Museum of Sex's sex machines exhibit.