Orange Juice: the official drink of closeted gay businessmen.

(click ad, from the 1950s, via)
Jesus flaming Christ, look at that face. Look at his mascara. Look at his perfectly plucked eyebrows. LOOK AT HIS FACE (try to ignore his mental son). He's got some big hands. Nice big mouth, too. Anita Bryant definitely does not approve of this ad. Related: the very homoerotic vintage Schlitz beer ads.