After eating the new Darth Vader burger, your subsequent bowel movement will be on the dark side.

This thing was posted elsewhere at the end of last week, but I am full of WIN because of my fucking brilliant post headline. This promo menu item—heralding the release of the 3-D version of The Phantom Menace—is via Belgian fast food chain Quick (they have locations in France, the origin of this evil victual.)
Five years ago, Quick tried to get the finicky Frogs to consume disgusting Spider-man 3 burgers.