Man murders man, chops him up, then sanitizes hands (Purell commercial).

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Approved by the client! At least, that's what I'm going with until they prove to me different. He's a dreamy hunk of a murderer (Ford model/actor Gabe Witmer), right ladies, gay men? The song (Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death) is wrong, wrong, wrong (should be Slayer [I'm kidding]). And, as usual with these things, it's too long by half. And the dumb himbo left his fingerprints at the scene.
Previous hand sanitizer print ads:
• disgusting • freaky • creepy as hell • bizarre as fuck.