Copywriters! Finish the copy on this Aussie beer ad.

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Ad agency: Clemenger BBDO, Melbourne.
The writer's pen apparently ran out of witty ink. Either that he jerked off in the agency bathroom and fell asleep. So: "We should stop now" is horseshit. This is is a fucking beer ad! In fucking Australia—the bronzed surfing horndog descendants of rapey criminals capital of the world. Previously, Carlton properly addressed the de-balling of Aussie men who spend too much time with their balls & chains.
OK: here's my line: WITH BIG TITS.
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