Everybody! Please judge this student spot for Sharpie pens.

Emailed to me by the student. I won't name him. I also won't judge him—that's up to you flamethrowers! I get written to a lot by students, for some unknown reason, asking about this business, which as they soon find out, is a big mistake. So don't write me—unless you got ads you want scorched.
Previous student ads: 7-Eleven (I like them!) • Hubba Bubba. (meh).