It's come to this: Catholic Church runs ad asking people to pray for Montreal Canadiens.

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God.
I listen to most of the games on the radio right here on this MacBook, suffering through the horrible play-by-play calls of John Bartlett, and the horribler play of my next-to-last place team. Now this. "Prions" means "let us pray." For you non-hockey fans, the top eight teams make the playoffs. Pathetic. The ad ran today in city newspapers. (I'm sure the media was free, fuckers.) A healthy Andrei Markov next season is all I ask. Via.
Fuck you, Bruins fans!