The Sketchiest Local Lawyer Billboards.

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The eye-patched ambulance chaser is just precious.
Magilla Gorilla, Esq. is just fucking scary.
Lady DUI sounds like an alcoholic rapper's name.
The guy with his dogs I wouldn't trust as a notary public.
Previously: "I'm a lawyer. I'm on a billboard."

This is why Hugh Hefner gets so many bitches...

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What a gentleman. Paying them hundreds of thousands of dollars might also factor into the equation. Previously in: Twitter Idiots of the Week.

McDonald's zings Burger King in new German commercial.

(via) Snap! Not a great spot, but better and truer than the new stupid American McDonald's fries spot. BK's fries do suck. Ad agency: DDB Tribal, Berlin.

Finally, the definitive illustrated answer to the difference between Alligators and Crocodiles.

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You're welcome.
I hate babies.

Putin masturbates, Obama gropes Hillary in award-winning Reporters Without Borders campaign.

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So apparently, all that pixlated Japanese porn you watch isn't porn (relevant).
This cheeky campaign via the freedom of the press advocates just won a Silver in the Press category at the Epica Awards, "Europe's premier creative awards." Tagged "Censorship tells the wrong story," it is the most successful ad campaign in the Paris-based organization's history. Let's look at the ads:
With the current state of affairs in the UK, David Cameron might well be flipping a lot of fingers out the window of Number 10. And looking at Vlad's latest sleazy campaign commercial, it's not hard (heh) to imagine Pootie-Poot pulling pud in public. As far Obama aggressively coming on to Clinton, well, as a Democrat, wouldn't you like to see Biden replaced on the 2012 ticket?
See five previous Reporters Without Borders campaigns here.
Ad agency: O&M, Dubai.

Get a pepper spray-on tan with Occutan!

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Scanned from today's issue of the Boston Phoenix.
The link leads here.
This Meme WILL NOT DIE (unlike some people who have been pepper-sprayed).

Beirut mattress company makes another unintentional FAP joke (billboard).

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This is a campaign I'd love to work on—I'd drink for free at every frat party in America. All the heavy machinery just adds to the ambiance. 33%?!? Maybe when I was 14. Previously in this campaign: FAP The One.